Panchayat Story

 

English 

Raveena: Thank you so much for doing this Sharan Sir. I am not interested in this wedding, and you’re my only option.

Sharan (Me): Do you really think this will work? You dressed me up in this saree, makeup, earrings and made me complain about your fiancé to the village panchayat.

Raveena: Yes Sharan Sir… actually.. Pooja suits you better in this costume. Please tell the village panchayat that my fiancé Ashok raped you and they will stop our wedding .

*Everybody assembles at the Village panchayat*

Sharan/Pooja: Sir, Ashok raped me by force and I couldn’t do anything about it. Please don’t spoil that girl’s life by allowing him to marry her.

Panchayat Leader: Ashok, is this true?

Ashok: Yes Sir, it is indeed true. I did have sex with  pooja. She seemed to enjoy it too. I accept my mistake and I m ready to marry pooja and take good care of her.

Pooja: Whaaaaaaattttt????

Panchayat Leader: Bring the garlands and mangalsutra here. Pooja and Ashok’s wedding will happen right here, right now.

*The bride and the groom exchanged garlands. Ashok tied the mangalsutra on pooja’s neck and kept sindoor on her forehead, in front of the whole village*

Raveena: Sorry Pooja, I wasn’t expecting this twist. By the way, Ashok has a large banana.I m pretty sure he’s gonna make you in to a woman tonight. Don’t worry, I ll come and help you in getting ready for your first night tonight . 

Tamil

Raveena: Romba thanks sharan sir, ennaku intha kalyanathula ishtame illa.

Sharan(Me) : Enna di, help nu sonna odaney fight nu nenaichen. Ippdi enna pombala pilla mathiri saree, makeup, kammal poda vachita. Athu mattum illama, enna Ashok karpalichittanu nu panchayat thalaivar kitta sola solra.

Raveena: Aman Sharan Sir, illa intha getup la Pooja nu kupta than correct uh irukkum. Neenga appdi sonna, intha kalyanatha nippatiduvanga. Athukaga than unna solla solren ‘Di’.

*Ellarum panchayathuku vanthutanga*

Sharan/Pooja: Aiyaa, antha Ashok enna kathara kathara karpalichitan. Innoru ponnoda vazhkai uh kedukrathu paathu ennala summa irukka mudiyathu, intha kalyanam nadakka kudathu.

Panchayat Thalaivar: Enna pa Ashok, intha ponnu solrathu unmaiya?

Ashok : Amanga aiyaa, nanum Pooja vum thodarpu vachirkom. Ana ava anumathi oda than ellam nadanthathu. Nan senjathu thappu na, ippove Pooja va kattikren. Enna manichidinga aiyya.

Pooja: Ennadddi ippdi sollitan??

Panchayat Thalaivar: Antha thali yum, kungumam um inga eduthutu vanga. Kalayantha ippove ingaye vachipom.

*Ashok um Pooja um malai uh mathikitanga, oor la ellaru munnadiyum Ashok Pooja kazhuthula thali katti, nethila kungumam vachi vittan. Ellarum aasirvadam pananga*

Raveen: Sorry di Pooja chellam, intha twist uh nane ethirpakala. Nalla vella nan thappichen. Un maman Ashok ku periya pool di, unna mulu pottachi uh inniki rathiri ey mathiduvan. Nan un first night ku alangaram panni vidren, unnakum than di. Nalla theerka sumangali uh iruppa di nee.